For The Drunk Troll Who Made Such A Fuss

To Amazon.  They threatened to pull Nothing Serious over the French word objets, which the troll insisted was missing a "c".  And the quote from the movie, The Queen of Outer Space, where Zsa Zsa Gabor with her Hungarian accent can't pronounce the word queen.

For you, dear, the movie is running on Turner Classic Movies at 7:30 am EST Jan. 28, 2012.  Knock yourself out.  (No, literally)

"I hay dot qveen."

And for the KDP Support लड़की in Mumbai who believed the drunk troll over the author (that would be me), I'm sorry you're stuck with Bollywood and can't see this.  It's a good one.